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- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors 

- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore 

- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates 

- Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson 

- The great question which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney   

- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton 

- "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush 

- "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani 

- "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan 

- "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump 

- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming; 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal 

- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~By Kobe Bryant 

- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~By David Hasselhoff 

- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin 

- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama 

- Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~By Tommy Lee 

- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt  

- First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"  Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel 

- “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman 

- “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring soon after comes Suffering! ~By Jay Leno 

- "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife" ~By Brandon Breezy

 
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